Hail Britania

Get the following images our of your heads before we continue. Not all English people look like the people below, just most of them.

England
England is a country of magnificence. Food, drink, people, England has it all. After watching some football and drinking a cup of tea I decided to pay my fair dues to England and point out its good points.

Food / Drink
The foods not elegant but it's sure as hell tasty. You can't go past the curries, fish and chips and tea. Then theres the quality beer, ohhh the quality beer.

Sports
Football and cricket are the English's gift to you. Nowhere will you find a sporting nation like England, pretty much every man and his dog talks about sports from dawn to dusk. The best part is instead of wasting time on the Internet, they're out they're scoring, saving, hitting sixes and taking wickets. Oh Christ I'm getting homesick.




Rolling Countrysides
When your sick of various people such as Mike Ashley or your mother you can pop down to the countryside for some alone time. Pissing off fishing is quick and simple, just a half hour drive.

Pubs
Words cannot describe a proper English pub. The smell, the background chatter, the beer, the football on the TV, the proper background music, its bliss.

TV Shows
Mercy, where to begin. Red Dwarf, The Young Ones, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Dark Space, The IT Crowd, Peep Show, Spaced to name a few. Biblically funny.

Music
The Clash, Kasabian, The Cure, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Queen, Pink Floyd. Nuff said.

Now that is what I'd call a respectable line up. I challenge you Australians, Asians, Italians and others to beat that, what has your country got?