Round 1

Alright Ladies and Gentleman the results of round one are in. Let's see how you did.

Sebastian Lightyear vs Sweet Raptor Jesus
Sebastian was first on the attack, hammering away at Sweet Raptor Jesus fragile face.

Left Jab, Right Jab, Raptor Jesus was on the ropes.

The Camera soaked with Sweet Raptor Jesus blood.

The Diving Elbow Drop pretty much seals it.

Wait! Whats This? SRJ Uses Tailwhip!
Its super effective.


Oh my. In a massive comeback, SRJ has dug into Sebastians jugular.

It's all over folks, Sweet Raptor Jesus emerges as the Victor. What a match.

El-Salvador vs K7f37gf Super Bot Deluxe Ultimo 1200

In the poorest match in history El-Salvador manages to mess up super bot's wiring.
That's all she wrote as Super bot gets the red ring of death.

Michael Owen Card vs Mr.Smith

Michael's one on one, the world knows he's going to stuff up. He hits the deck hoping for a penalty. A bemused Mr.Smith capitalises by stomping Michael down, much to the approval of everyone.

Blood spatters the camera. The crowd's going wild, Michael's getting what he deserves.


Oh I can't believe this. It's Alex Ferguson, he's seen Owens pamphlet and has decided to pick him up on a free transfer. He bats Mr.Smith over the head with Vidic. Smiths out cold. Oh mercy, Owen pins Mr.Smith and he's won it. This truly is a sad day for man kind.

Round 2

Sweet Raptor Jesus vs El-Salvador

And Michael Owen has made it through to the finals based on a competition error, there's not enough competitors.